Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!
Slim Jim Madness
I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!
Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.
I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times 🙂
P.S got any strange stoner moments? Share them in the comments!
Okay guys, so I’ve never had a Dab, and i was hanging with a few of my Cali friends (that’s what I’m calling them, Cali friends, and Texas Friends so you’re not confused) and we decided to go over to another’s friends house to smoke and drink. Well I thought we were smoking green, turns out they were smoking wax……I said “Hell yeah!” Now I’ve never done it before so they helped me out. It came time for me to finally take the hit annnnd! It was so easy. I was expecting some major coughing action or something I mean it was bullshit. I will say, 2 seconds later…literally, 2 seconds, I was on cloud 9. So I decided let’s take another one. That’s where I made the mistake. Guys…please if you’re dabbing for the first time…let the first hit sink in. They thought they gave me a pussy hit the first time, so they just about tripled the amount on the pin. I said “I’m not smoking all of that” cause that was a big ass dab. He said “I won’t put it all in there.” Okay. I go to hit it, he puts the wax on the hot part of the bowl (don’t know what their called on a wax piece) and when he went to remove it, a huge piece of wax fell into the bowl. Never have my lungs burned so bad. I didn’t cough though. I’ll say that much, but when I released that smoke. It looked like it could be a rain cloud. Now I barely remember the whole night….I was that high.
P.S Got any wax stories?
I haven’t done one of these in a while so here we go! My top 10 artists I like to listen tp high!
Favs: First of the Year, Silly Monsters and Nice Sprites
Favs: Best Day Ever, Senior Skip Day, Loud
Favs : Clarity, Stay The Night, Spectrum
Favs: Wake Me Up, Hey Brother
Favs: Ignorance, Still Into You, Misery Business
Favs: We Can’t Stop, Adore You, Wrecking ball
All Me, Worst Behavior, Started From The Bottom
Favs: Dark Horse, Teenage Dream, Wide Awake
Favs: Young.Wild.Free, Black and Yellow, In The Cut
Favs: Pursuit Of Happiness, Day N’ Nite, Marijuana, Just What I Am
P.S. What’s your favorite songs to listen to stoned? Mine is obviously Pursuit of Happiness!
So, if you were wonderin what we’ve been up to lately, this pic pretty much covers it 😉
These are my top 10 fav artists
10. Katy Perry
Favorite Song: Dark Horse, Last Friday Night
9. The Weeknd
Favorite Song: High For This
8. Demi Lovato
Favorite Song: Heart Attack
7. Big Sean
Favorite Song: High
6. Juicy J
Favorite Song: A Zip and a Double Cup, Smoke a Nigga
5. Kendrick Lamar
Favorite Song: A.D.H.D
4. Miley Cyrus
Favorite Song: We Can’t Stop
3. Mac Miller
Favorite Song: Loud, Another Night
2. Kid Cudi
Favorite Song: Pursuit of Happiness, Marijuana, Day ‘N’Nite, Up Up and Away
1. Wiz Khalifa
Favorite Song: In the Cut, Rooftops, Say Yeah
Hey guys so these are my five people, living or dead, that i would smoke weed with. I got the idea from hightimes.com, which, by the way, is a great website for stoners to check out. It has some amazing articles.
Because duh, it’s Miley. Miley seems like she’d be so fun to toke up with. Good girl gone bad gives no fucks about what people say and she’s very out there about her habit.
He’s funny as hell and known for such masterpieces as Pineapple Express. I feel like this would be an entertain ing smoke sesh.
Shoutout to this sexy stoner and yet another good girl gone bad. Ri-Ri is very verbal about her mary jane use as well.
Yes, she smokes too! J Lawrence is the girl who could be every chicks bestie toking with her would be a dream.
C’mon, if you read our blog you had to know he’d be on my list.
So who would you blaze with if you could? Let us know