My High Diaries

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Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!

Slim Jim Madness

I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!

Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.

I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times ūüôā

-Jay c:

P.S got any strange stoner moments? Share them in the comments!


My Stoner Pet Peeves

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Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

-Jay c:

P.S. What are your Stoner Pet Peeves.


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Sorry its been so long guys! I think this is the longest you’ve ever gone without getting a post from us! Just giving you guys a little update…


A- Working 2 jobs while going to school 4 days of the week, trying to figure out a dirty gift for her fiance for valentines day, and trying hard not to blow up from all the stress.

Glittr- Taking school more seriously this semester, trying not to smoke so much weed, and dealing with the fact her boyfriend broke up with her (Her story ill let her explain).

HelloA- Wedding planning, working, and hanging out with her group when she can.

Jay- Job hunting, smoking weed like usual, and planning out my weed garden this summer!


-Jay c:

P.S. Yes you heard me….weed garden.

My Favorite Strands

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Hey guys! I’m back!! Ill fill you in with all of the annoying details of me life later, to share with you some very important information… favorite strands of that great Ganja, that sweet aroma of the green bud, the beautiful strains of Marijuana c:

-Lemon Haze


THC: 18.74% with a CBD of 0.38%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Citrusy, lemon

Best for: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted

Neg: Dry Eyes, Dry Mouth


-Sour Diesel


THC: 18.55% with a CBD of 0.25%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Sour, Strong

Best For: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes


-Blueberry Kush


THC: 15.04% with a CBD of 0.22%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Blueberry, Pepper

Best For: Insomnia, Nausea, Stress

Efffects: Creative, Happy, Sleepy

Neg: Dizzy, Dry Mouth


———–Strains I haven’t tried, but want to————

-Pineapple Express


THC: 15.68% With a CBD of 0.50%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Pineapple, Sweet

Best For: Depression, Fatiuge, Insomnia

Effects: Happy, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Headache, Parinoid


-Maui Waui


THC: 10.64% with a CBD of 0.91%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia

Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes


-White Widow


THC: 15.67% with a CBD of 0.13%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Nausea, Depression, Pain

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic

Neg: Dizzy, Paranoid


-Mr. Nice


THC: 14.38% with a CBD of 0.57%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Chestnut

Best For: Pain, Stress, Depression

Effects: Creative, Happy, Relaxed

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes


-Jay c:

P.S. All pictures and information was taken from &! So let me know what your favorite strains are and what strains you want to try in the near future!

The Facts About Cannabis

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So currently I decided to sit and watch a documentary about the facts of marijuana, so I decided to share those with you. 

1. Marijuana has absolutely no known cases of death from just marijuana on its own.

2. In order to¬†die¬†from cannabis, you have to smoke 20,000 joints in 20 minutes, that’s 1,000 joints a minute, and 1 joint a second, which is physically impossible. You wouldn’t even technically die rom the marijuana, but¬†you would suffocate and¬†develop carbon monoxide poisoning.

3. Marijuana does NOT kill your brain cells, it actually stimulates brain cells enabling you to become smarter rather than dumber contrary to popular belief. This belief was established when researchers tested the effects of marijuana on monkeys. After a span of 3 months, researchers concluded that marijuana lead to death by killing your brain cells and causing your brain to shut down. Well since then, we have concluded that the research was unsustainable because the monkeys were not inhaling the marijuana like we do, like say with a joint, over a span of a year, but through gas masks for 5 minutes everyday for a span of 3 months causing the monkeys to slowly suffocate which caused the loss of brain cells.

4. Marijuana was farmed back in the 19th and early 20th century for textiles, medications, and 250,000 other products round the country under the name hemp. 

5. Marijuana was made illegal because of the stereotype that African-Americans smoked cannabis and listened to “devil” music. It was deemed bad and made illegal in 1937 under the Marijuana Tax Act.

6. The estimated amount of people who smoked marijuana in the united states in the early 20th century was 60,000 people. Today, that number jumped to 38 million users nation wide admitting to marijuana usage.

7. Legalizing marijuana would generate tons of profit nation wide, but government would lose revenue in the pharmaceutical companies.

8. Marijuana has less death rates than Tobacco, which is the number one killer in the country, and alcohol, which follows close behind.  

9. Marijuana is the most useful plant in the world.

10. Marijuana has no physically addctive chemicals, but it can have mental addictions.

-Jay c:

P.S. I hope this helped you with all your questions! The documentary I watched was inspiring and full of knowledge. Its found on Netflix and is called: The Union: Business Behind Getting High.

Weed Survey (Stolen)

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I stole this from My fellow bloggers c: Thought it would be fun!

1. What was the first piece you ever smoked?

Ummm…..I smoked from a bong¬†I made which¬†I actually posted¬†on the blog on how to make it.

2. Did you get high the first time you smoked?

A little too high. I was seeing shit.

3. Top five reasons you love weed?

Well I mainly smoke because my life fucking sucks sometimes, but I like how I can just forget about all that for a few hours and just enjoy life, no exact reasons. (Hippy answer I know)

4. Top 3 fav strains

Well, I like me some Sour Diesal, Blueberry Kush, and I would like to say Pineapple Express, but everytime I try to get some, I can NEVER FIND IT!!

5. Ever made something to smoke out of?

I built a bong, a few one hitters, and a water bottle bong.

6. bong or blunt?

I’m a bong kinda person. Saves me weed, gets me higher faster, and is just sooo much easier!! Don’t get me wrong,¬†I do like my blunts c:

7. What are your pieces and names?

I have 2 pieces, a mason jar bong named Mason (or Random Penis), and a Pipe named Peter Piper.

8. What gets you most stoned?

Just depends, usually a bong gets me the highest, but sometimes blunts do the job perfectly.

9. Where do you get your bud from?

That my friend, is a question only I know the answer to…(and 7 other people)

10. Indica or sativa?

Well, just depends. I like both strands, Indica when Im just trying to chill, and Sativa for when I want more of an energetic, lets fuck shit up high.

11. Describe your fav high.

-Personally, I just like being high. So all are my favorites.

12. Fav stoner accesory?

A grinders really useful.

13. Can you roll?

Pretty good¬†at Blunts, don’t ask me to roll a joint.

14. Fav movie to watch stoned?

I enjoy watching like straight up stoner movies. The T.V show New Girl is soooo hilarious high.

15. Fav munchies?

-Jack in the box………anything from there…..expecially their mini churros…..fucking orgasm in my mouth.

16. Smoke with a group or alone?

Group I usually smoke with. Not a big fan of smoking alone.

17. Ever shotgunned neone?

Yes sirrrr.

18. Ever been caught smoking by someone who cared?


19. Most beautiful place smoked?

I guess the country side maybe?

20. Most unusual thing ever smoked out of?

-Ummm……I smoked from a one hitter¬†I made that was a pen body and a metal triangle thinggy¬†I found because i was too lazy to roll anything…..that was kinda odd.

-Jay c:

P.S. Make sure you check out Glittrs answers to this survey and also a fellow blogger Not So Typical House Wife! So make sure you check those both out, and follow her c:


Not So Typical House Wife:

New Pipe c:

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Gotta new weed pipe c: and yes, shes loaded…


-Jay c: