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My High Diaries

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Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!

Slim Jim Madness

I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!

Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.

I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times 🙂

-Jay c:

P.S got any strange stoner moments? Share them in the comments!

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Fun Times -Glittr

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So, if you were wonderin what we’ve been up to lately, this pic pretty much covers it 😉

XOXO

Glittr

Selling Girl Scout Cookies Outside a Dispensary -Glittr

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Just wanted to give a kudos to the girl who sold Girl Scout Cookies at a medical marijuana dispensary in Colorado. I was a girl scout back in  my time and i think this is ingenious. The girl sold 117 boxesin 2 hours by The Green Cross Pharmacy. She only sold 37 boxes in the same 2 hour time accross the street in front of a Safeway store prior. 

What do you think about this? Comment!

XOXO

Glittr

My Ashtray List: 5 Celebs I Want Toke Up With -Glittr

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Hey guys so these are my five people, living or dead, that i would smoke weed with. I got the idea from hightimes.com, which, by the way, is a great website for stoners to check out. It has some amazing articles.

Miley Cyrus

Because duh, it’s Miley. Miley seems like she’d be so fun to toke up with. Good girl gone bad gives no fucks about what people say and she’s very out there about her habit.

Seth Rogan

He’s funny as hell and known for such masterpieces as Pineapple Express. I feel like this would be an entertain ing smoke sesh.

Rihanna

Shoutout to this sexy stoner and yet another good girl gone bad. Ri-Ri is very verbal about her mary jane use as well.

Jennifer Lawerence

Yes, she smokes too! J Lawrence is the girl who could be every chicks bestie toking with her would be a dream.

Wiz Khalifa

C’mon, if you read our blog you had to know he’d be on my list.

So who would you blaze with if you could? Let us know

XOXO

Glittr

My Stoner Pet Peeves

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Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

-Jay c:

P.S. What are your Stoner Pet Peeves.

Jeezzzz

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Sorry its been so long guys! I think this is the longest you’ve ever gone without getting a post from us! Just giving you guys a little update…

 

A- Working 2 jobs while going to school 4 days of the week, trying to figure out a dirty gift for her fiance for valentines day, and trying hard not to blow up from all the stress.

Glittr- Taking school more seriously this semester, trying not to smoke so much weed, and dealing with the fact her boyfriend broke up with her (Her story ill let her explain).

HelloA- Wedding planning, working, and hanging out with her group when she can.

Jay- Job hunting, smoking weed like usual, and planning out my weed garden this summer!

 

-Jay c:

P.S. Yes you heard me….weed garden.

My Favorite Strands

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Hey guys! I’m back!! Ill fill you in with all of the annoying details of me life later, to share with you some very important information…..my favorite strands of that great Ganja, that sweet aroma of the green bud, the beautiful strains of Marijuana c:

-Lemon Haze

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THC: 18.74% with a CBD of 0.38%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Citrusy, lemon

Best for: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted

Neg: Dry Eyes, Dry Mouth

 

-Sour Diesel

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THC: 18.55% with a CBD of 0.25%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Sour, Strong

Best For: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Blueberry Kush

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THC: 15.04% with a CBD of 0.22%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Blueberry, Pepper

Best For: Insomnia, Nausea, Stress

Efffects: Creative, Happy, Sleepy

Neg: Dizzy, Dry Mouth

 

———–Strains I haven’t tried, but want to————

-Pineapple Express

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THC: 15.68% With a CBD of 0.50%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Pineapple, Sweet

Best For: Depression, Fatiuge, Insomnia

Effects: Happy, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Headache, Parinoid

 

-Maui Waui

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THC: 10.64% with a CBD of 0.91%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia

Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-White Widow

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THC: 15.67% with a CBD of 0.13%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Nausea, Depression, Pain

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic

Neg: Dizzy, Paranoid

 

-Mr. Nice

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THC: 14.38% with a CBD of 0.57%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Chestnut

Best For: Pain, Stress, Depression

Effects: Creative, Happy, Relaxed

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Jay c:

P.S. All pictures and information was taken from Leafly.com & BudGenius.com! So let me know what your favorite strains are and what strains you want to try in the near future!