What if you were told, you only have 1 hour left to live? Not a day. Not a week. Not a year. An hour. Here’s the catch, you can’t tell anyone you only have an hour left to live, you just have to keep going, and pretend you’re not going to die. I bet most of you would say spend it with your loved ones, or do something you enjoy. Wanna know what I would do? Watch as much Friends on Netflix as I could before I died. Why you may ask? Ask yourself this…why not? What in the world could you possibly accomplish in an hour? I guess 3 episodes of Friends, and all the junk food I could eat is my answer :p
Haha. Bet you guys thought I was serious! I was joking! If I really only had an hour, I’d spend it enjoying the little things, like the warmth of the sun on my cheeks, or the way my hair sticks to my forehead in the rain, or maybe the way the people I love laughed, or the sound of his voice. I would spend every 60 minutes enjoying the way the world turns on its axis, the way the wind blows the tall grass, making it dance. The way the trees smell. The enjoyment of watching the fluffy clouds roll across the skies. If I could do all of that in an hour, I would die happy 🙂
P.S. Guys! Spam the hell out of this and get Glittr to get her lazy ass to write some blogs! I can’t maintain this myself! Sorry I don’t post as much as I want to, I try to do what I can! I’m thinking of maybe starting up a solo blog! Guys let me know if you’d be interested in “The Misadventures of Jay” or something cute like that. Now that won’t stop me from writing on here! I’ll still post on this blog maybe twice a month like I do now, but I wanna like, try something new 🙂 let me know what you guys think. I’m interested!
So anyone who watches true blood should know there are some pretty hilarious quotes. And if you don’t watch True Blood, this is my chance to get you interested. The order is debatable.
“I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!” -Pam
“I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.” -Pam
“So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. Man, he rose from the dead too, and he told people, “Hey y’all, drink my blood it’ll give you special powers.” -Jason
“I just keep expecting him to come through the door and say….SookEH….” -Sookie
“In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettace, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anybody got a problem with that?” -Lafayette
“Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?” -Pam
“I like you, Hoyt. I want to be your girlfriend. And I really want you to taste my biscuits.” -Summer
“I know every man gay, straight, or George Motherfucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.” -Lafayette
Sarah to Jason: “You’re worse than Judas.”
Jason replies: “Why, what’d he do to you?”
“I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.” -Pam
- True Blood Clips: Sookie vs. Warlow!!! (thehollywoodgossip.com)
- True Blood: What about Sookie? (acollectivemind.wordpress.com)
- Take care, Sookie! Look out, Lafayette! Who’s going to die on ‘True Blood’? (today.com)
So I had an idea to share with you the quotes that really get me through anything, and also just ones I absolutely adore for childhood reasons, or just funny quotes.
P.S. What are your favorite quotes, or quotes you remember from childhood?
Soooo heres some of my favorite quotes. The first is my all time favorite.