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My High Diaries

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Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!

Slim Jim Madness

I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!

Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.

I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times ­čÖé

-Jay c:

P.S got any strange stoner moments? Share them in the comments!

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What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

Cool and Handy 420 Accessories for under $10 -Glittr

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I was taking into account all of the cool trinkets and devices handy for my fellow pot conosseurs and decided to share some handy trinkets I have come across throughout the years.

5. Blunt Cutter

This nifty trinket can really come in handy. This is for all my blunt smokers. Simply pull the blunt through he circle and you have a quick and straight cut slice-easy as that. The product is pretty affordably, price range is about $2-$4.

4. One hitter

One hitters can definitely come in handy when you only have a little bit of product. They are also very discreet, many resemble their legal counterparts. This is a definite wishlist item for all you smokers on a budget. You can buy one online for as little as $6.

3. Stash Jar

Stash jars can be a really cool way to store and display your ganja. You can find them for easily under $10 and very effective.

2. Joint Rollers

Joint Rollers are a fast and easy way to roll your joints quickly. I was suprised by how cheap these actually are. A wonderful must-try.

1. Smoke Filter

A smoke buddy jr is a great gadget to have to conceal smoke. The device is travel size and can be purchased for around $8. Definate must try for those that smoke in public or places smoking is ill advised.

 

Thanks for reading be sure to share your favorite tools too!

XOXO

Glittr

Jays Favs!

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I haven’t done one of these in a while so here we go! My top 10 artists I like to listen tp high!

10. Skrillex

Favs: First of the Year, Silly Monsters and Nice Sprites

9.Mac Miller

Favs: Best Day Ever, Senior Skip Day, Loud

8.Zedd

Favs : Clarity, Stay The Night, Spectrum

7.Avicii

Favs: Wake  Me Up, Hey Brother

6.Paramore

Favs: Ignorance,  Still Into You,  Misery Business

5.Miley Cyrus

Favs: We Can’t Stop, Adore You, Wrecking ball

4.Drake

All Me, Worst Behavior, Started From The Bottom

3.Katy Perry

Favs: Dark Horse, Teenage Dream, Wide Awake

2.Wiz Khalifa

Favs: Young.Wild.Free, Black and Yellow, In The Cut

1.Kid Cudi

Favs: Pursuit Of Happiness, Day N’ Nite, Marijuana, Just What I Am

-Jay c:

P.S. What’s your favorite songs to listen to stoned? Mine is obviously Pursuit of Happiness!

My Stoner Pet Peeves

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Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

-Jay c:

P.S. What are your Stoner Pet Peeves.

Jeezzzz

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Sorry its been so long guys! I think this is the longest you’ve ever gone without getting a post from us! Just giving you guys a little update…

 

A- Working 2 jobs while going to school 4 days of the week, trying to figure out a dirty gift for her fiance for valentines day, and trying hard not to blow up from all the stress.

Glittr- Taking school more seriously this semester, trying not to smoke so much weed, and dealing with the fact her boyfriend broke up with her (Her story ill let her explain).

HelloA- Wedding planning, working, and hanging out with her group when she can.

Jay- Job hunting, smoking weed like usual, and planning out my weed garden this summer!

 

-Jay c:

P.S. Yes you heard me….weed garden.

My Favorite Strands

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Hey guys! I’m back!! Ill fill you in with all of the annoying details of me life later, to share with you some very important information…..my favorite strands of that great Ganja, that sweet aroma of the green bud, the beautiful strains of Marijuana c:

-Lemon Haze

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THC: 18.74% with a CBD of 0.38%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Citrusy, lemon

Best for: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted

Neg: Dry Eyes, Dry Mouth

 

-Sour Diesel

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THC: 18.55% with a CBD of 0.25%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Sour, Strong

Best For: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Blueberry Kush

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THC: 15.04% with a CBD of 0.22%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Blueberry, Pepper

Best For: Insomnia, Nausea, Stress

Efffects: Creative, Happy, Sleepy

Neg: Dizzy, Dry Mouth

 

———–Strains I haven’t tried, but want to————

-Pineapple Express

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THC: 15.68% With a CBD of 0.50%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Pineapple, Sweet

Best For: Depression, Fatiuge, Insomnia

Effects: Happy, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Headache, Parinoid

 

-Maui Waui

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THC: 10.64% with a CBD of 0.91%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia

Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-White Widow

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THC: 15.67% with a CBD of 0.13%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Nausea, Depression, Pain

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic

Neg: Dizzy, Paranoid

 

-Mr. Nice

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THC: 14.38% with a CBD of 0.57%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Chestnut

Best For: Pain, Stress, Depression

Effects: Creative, Happy, Relaxed

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Jay c:

P.S. All pictures and information was taken from Leafly.com & BudGenius.com! So let me know what your favorite strains are and what strains you want to try in the near future!