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What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

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My Top 10 Fav Artists!/ Artists for Stoners :) -Glittr

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These are my top 10 fav artists

10. Katy Perry

Favorite Song: Dark Horse, Last Friday Night

9. The Weeknd

Favorite Song: High For This

8. Demi Lovato

Favorite Song: Heart Attack

7. Big Sean 

Favorite Song: High

6. Juicy J

Favorite Song: A Zip and a Double Cup, Smoke a Nigga

5. Kendrick Lamar

Favorite Song: A.D.H.D

4. Miley Cyrus

Favorite Song: We Can’t Stop

3.  Mac Miller

Favorite Song: Loud, Another Night

2. Kid Cudi

Favorite Song: Pursuit of Happiness, Marijuana,  Day ‘N’Nite, Up Up and Away

1. Wiz Khalifa

Favorite Song: In the Cut, Rooftops, Say Yeah

My Stoner Pet Peeves

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Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

-Jay c:

P.S. What are your Stoner Pet Peeves.

Stoner Problems -Glittr

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So initially I was gonna do stoner girl probs, but figured id make it more broad since a lot of these issues are gender neutral. So without further ado…

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O jesus the struggle, me and one of my best friends smoke a lot by the lake, one time we were trying a good 10 mins to get the lighter going without it going out.

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Generally speaking I have zero appetite unless ive been smoking.

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Or just generally having to remember to take off lipgloss when smoking can be a struggle.

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Everyone knows bong water reeks, it sucks when it gets on your clothes or spills.

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Lol we kinda give only a few fucks about hiding whay were doing, so long as no cops are in the vicinity.

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Im addicted to nicotine more than I care to admit. Weed makes cigarettes better though I dont really need them when im smoking

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This can suck a lot, I hate when people fuck up rotation, though ive messed it up a few times so I cant talk too much.

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One of the suckiest things is when you want to smoke but the dd doesnt pick up.

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Ew just ew hate the paranoia

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Super annoying if you think weed os bad you obviously haven’t done your research
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Or simply having no pockets, the struggle

I know there are plenty of other typical stoner problems so share yours with us!
Xoxo
Glittr

Bonus list
-Getting your lighter stolen!
-Forgetting what you were doing two seconds ago
-Being too high to be productive

Jeezzzz

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Sorry its been so long guys! I think this is the longest you’ve ever gone without getting a post from us! Just giving you guys a little update…

 

A- Working 2 jobs while going to school 4 days of the week, trying to figure out a dirty gift for her fiance for valentines day, and trying hard not to blow up from all the stress.

Glittr- Taking school more seriously this semester, trying not to smoke so much weed, and dealing with the fact her boyfriend broke up with her (Her story ill let her explain).

HelloA- Wedding planning, working, and hanging out with her group when she can.

Jay- Job hunting, smoking weed like usual, and planning out my weed garden this summer!

 

-Jay c:

P.S. Yes you heard me….weed garden.

My Favorite Strands

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Hey guys! I’m back!! Ill fill you in with all of the annoying details of me life later, to share with you some very important information…..my favorite strands of that great Ganja, that sweet aroma of the green bud, the beautiful strains of Marijuana c:

-Lemon Haze

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THC: 18.74% with a CBD of 0.38%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Citrusy, lemon

Best for: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted

Neg: Dry Eyes, Dry Mouth

 

-Sour Diesel

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THC: 18.55% with a CBD of 0.25%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Sour, Strong

Best For: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Blueberry Kush

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THC: 15.04% with a CBD of 0.22%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Blueberry, Pepper

Best For: Insomnia, Nausea, Stress

Efffects: Creative, Happy, Sleepy

Neg: Dizzy, Dry Mouth

 

———–Strains I haven’t tried, but want to————

-Pineapple Express

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THC: 15.68% With a CBD of 0.50%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Pineapple, Sweet

Best For: Depression, Fatiuge, Insomnia

Effects: Happy, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Headache, Parinoid

 

-Maui Waui

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THC: 10.64% with a CBD of 0.91%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia

Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-White Widow

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THC: 15.67% with a CBD of 0.13%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Nausea, Depression, Pain

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic

Neg: Dizzy, Paranoid

 

-Mr. Nice

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THC: 14.38% with a CBD of 0.57%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Chestnut

Best For: Pain, Stress, Depression

Effects: Creative, Happy, Relaxed

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Jay c:

P.S. All pictures and information was taken from Leafly.com & BudGenius.com! So let me know what your favorite strains are and what strains you want to try in the near future!

5 Good Things About Being 20 -Glittr

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Ok, so if you didn’t know, i’m turning 20 in 2 days. What’s so great about being 20? Well, thats what this list if for, because frankly 20 isn’t all that special of an age.

1. No Longer a teenager

2. Less than a year till you can buy alcohol

3.You’ve completed the 1/4 marker of your life

4. You won’t look like a stupid teenager if you get pregnant, married, ext. Its just more socially acceptable.

5. …..did i mention countdown to 21 begins?!

xoxo

Glittr