life

What if?

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What if you were told, you only have 1 hour left to live? Not a day. Not a week. Not a year. An hour. Here’s the catch, you can’t tell anyone you only have an hour left to live, you just have to keep going, and pretend you’re not going to die. I bet most of you would say spend it with your loved ones, or do something you enjoy. Wanna know what I would do? Watch as much Friends on Netflix as I could before I died. Why you may ask? Ask yourself this…why not? What in the world could you possibly accomplish in an hour? I guess 3 episodes of Friends, and all the junk food I could eat is my answer :p

Haha. Bet you guys thought I was serious! I was joking! If I really only had an hour, I’d spend it enjoying the little things, like the warmth of the sun on my cheeks, or the way my hair sticks to my forehead in the rain, or maybe the way the people I love laughed, or the sound of his voice. I would spend every 60 minutes enjoying the way the world turns on its axis, the way the wind blows the tall grass, making it dance. The way the trees smell. The enjoyment of watching the fluffy clouds roll across the skies. If I could do all of that in an hour, I would die happy 🙂

-Jay c:

P.S. Guys! Spam the hell out of this and get Glittr to get her lazy ass to write some blogs! I can’t maintain this myself! Sorry I don’t post as much as I want to, I try to do what I can! I’m thinking of maybe starting up a solo blog! Guys let me know if you’d be interested in “The Misadventures of Jay” or something cute like that. Now that won’t stop me from writing on here! I’ll still post on this blog maybe twice a month like I do now, but I wanna like, try something new 🙂 let me know what you guys think. I’m interested!

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What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

I’m back!

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Hey AmonymoUS people! I know it’s weird we kind of dropped off the face of the earth, but of course that’s temporary! I am officially back! So let me update you on what’s been going on in my incredibly twisted life.

One of the biggest things to happen to me since going AWOL for a few months was being diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder, and a form of anxiety called Panic disorder. Since being diagnosed, I’ve spent a total of 20 days (on 2 separate occasions) in a behavioral hospital going through hours of therapy everyday for suicide thoughts and self harm. Since then I decided to leave behind Texas and opted for the sunny skies of California. I’ve been here for about 2 and a half weeks and I can’t get enough of it. I already have plans for getting my medical marijuana card, and am doing much better on my medications. Now I’m not the only one planning on an epic return. Your other favorite blogger, Glittr, is planning on returning soon. So please let me know how you guys have been In the comments section below! I’m excited to be back and hopefully I can start to make you guys laugh really soon!

-Jay 🙂

P.s. If you have a loved one or a friend who are showing signs of depression or anxiety PLEASE don’t ignore it, ignoring it is the worst thing you can do! If you are reading this and you are having suicidal thoughts, please call the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255. Always remember that suicide is not the answer, and you may not think that I understand, or that it will never get better, but it will.

Choices.

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Those who are reading this was given a choice at least once in their life. Tonight I was given a pretty dificult one. While I was contemplating my options I kept wondering and worying about what everyone else would think or say, how they would feel. I never once stopped to think of what’s best for me. I was prepared to make one decision, but at the last second decided another. I figured out that it doesnt matter what they think, only what I think. No matter how important that person is to you, no matter how much they’ve done, the only opinion that matters, Is yours.

“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.” —Harvey Fierstein

-Jay c:

Today, Tomorrow, Whatever.

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Happiness. What is this? A silly feeling we all describe our future as. One silly word that can brighten up ones day, or destroy it. What exactly do we do to gain such a feeling? Do we work hard? Do we love? The human emotion “happy” is interesting. Its probably the emotion everyone wants to feel, the emotion that makes someone’s life what it is. How do achieve such an emotion? How can you tell when your happy? Do you smile more? Do you glow? What is this emotion? Its explained as a sudden relese of chemicals that give you a feeling of peace, I describe it as an over used expression to how we WILL live our lives, rather than how we ARE living our lives. I say we stop trying to predict our futures and start living it now. To erase the fears of tomorrow, and let it all go. Dance in the rain, be spontaneous, love yourself and the people around you, cherish the moments that make you smile, and always remember, happiness is never mesured by how much you have, but on how much you dare to live.

– Jay c:

P.S not saying happiness is fake, I’m just saying stop predicting it, and start being it.

My Stoner Pet Peeves

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Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

-Jay c:

P.S. What are your Stoner Pet Peeves.

Jeezzzz

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Sorry its been so long guys! I think this is the longest you’ve ever gone without getting a post from us! Just giving you guys a little update…

 

A- Working 2 jobs while going to school 4 days of the week, trying to figure out a dirty gift for her fiance for valentines day, and trying hard not to blow up from all the stress.

Glittr- Taking school more seriously this semester, trying not to smoke so much weed, and dealing with the fact her boyfriend broke up with her (Her story ill let her explain).

HelloA- Wedding planning, working, and hanging out with her group when she can.

Jay- Job hunting, smoking weed like usual, and planning out my weed garden this summer!

 

-Jay c:

P.S. Yes you heard me….weed garden.