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What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

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Selling Girl Scout Cookies Outside a Dispensary -Glittr

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Just wanted to give a kudos to the girl who sold Girl Scout Cookies at a medical marijuana dispensary in Colorado. I was a girl scout back in  my time and i think this is ingenious. The girl sold 117 boxesin 2 hours by The Green Cross Pharmacy. She only sold 37 boxes in the same 2 hour time accross the street in front of a Safeway store prior. 

What do you think about this? Comment!

XOXO

Glittr

My Stoner Pet Peeves

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Ughh so all stoners have these certain little things they hate when smoking. Kind of like OCD. Me personally, I am extremely clean. I always have to clean the bong, I make sure all my supplies are put in a specific order, and my cabinet is in a specific way. I know I’m gonna be a lifer, its just my personality, who I am, and I’m a okay with that. Soooo……I decided to share with you all of the stupid little annoying pet peeves I have encountered while smoking,.

A) The Joint/Blunt/Bong/Pipe/Ect. should ALWAYS be passed to the left. I absolutely hate it when people try to pass to the right!

B) Joints and Blunts are puff puff pass. Don’t be a little bitch, and don’t be a fucking hog.

C) When smoking from a bong, EMPTY THE CHAMBER. Seriously…I don’t want to smoke your toke.

D) People who say I smoke too much. I’m a Stoner. In case you didn’t know.

E) I enjoy being there when a friend takes their first toke. If I’m not there, then we can’t be friends anymore…

F) If I tell you not to smoke all of my weed, don’t smoke it….unless you can buy more…

G) People who are extremely greedy. If you buy weed for everyone to smoke, don’t get pissed when we roll and smoke all that shit. Trust me when I say…”I got you next time”

H) If you’re gonna smoke with me, go hard, or go home….There’s only a few people who can get away with this.

I) Lastly, DON’T KILL MY FUCKING HIGH! I like to chill, relax, eat, and sleep. If you happen to by chance kill that, we will never smoke together again.

-Jay c:

P.S. What are your Stoner Pet Peeves.

Jeezzzz

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Sorry its been so long guys! I think this is the longest you’ve ever gone without getting a post from us! Just giving you guys a little update…

 

A- Working 2 jobs while going to school 4 days of the week, trying to figure out a dirty gift for her fiance for valentines day, and trying hard not to blow up from all the stress.

Glittr- Taking school more seriously this semester, trying not to smoke so much weed, and dealing with the fact her boyfriend broke up with her (Her story ill let her explain).

HelloA- Wedding planning, working, and hanging out with her group when she can.

Jay- Job hunting, smoking weed like usual, and planning out my weed garden this summer!

 

-Jay c:

P.S. Yes you heard me….weed garden.

My Favorite Strands

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Hey guys! I’m back!! Ill fill you in with all of the annoying details of me life later, to share with you some very important information…..my favorite strands of that great Ganja, that sweet aroma of the green bud, the beautiful strains of Marijuana c:

-Lemon Haze

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THC: 18.74% with a CBD of 0.38%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Citrusy, lemon

Best for: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted

Neg: Dry Eyes, Dry Mouth

 

-Sour Diesel

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THC: 18.55% with a CBD of 0.25%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Sour, Strong

Best For: Depression, Pain, Stress

Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Blueberry Kush

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THC: 15.04% with a CBD of 0.22%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Blueberry, Pepper

Best For: Insomnia, Nausea, Stress

Efffects: Creative, Happy, Sleepy

Neg: Dizzy, Dry Mouth

 

———–Strains I haven’t tried, but want to————

-Pineapple Express

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THC: 15.68% With a CBD of 0.50%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Pineapple, Sweet

Best For: Depression, Fatiuge, Insomnia

Effects: Happy, Energetic, Euphoric

Neg: Headache, Parinoid

 

-Maui Waui

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THC: 10.64% with a CBD of 0.91%

Strain Type: Sativa

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia

Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-White Widow

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THC: 15.67% with a CBD of 0.13%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Pine

Best For: Nausea, Depression, Pain

Effects: Happy, Uplifted, Energetic

Neg: Dizzy, Paranoid

 

-Mr. Nice

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THC: 14.38% with a CBD of 0.57%

Strain Type: Hybrid

Taste: Earthy, Chestnut

Best For: Pain, Stress, Depression

Effects: Creative, Happy, Relaxed

Neg: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes

 

-Jay c:

P.S. All pictures and information was taken from Leafly.com & BudGenius.com! So let me know what your favorite strains are and what strains you want to try in the near future!

Jays Favs: Music To Listen to High

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Ahhh! Yes guys Jays Favs posts are back for now! I’m a little high and I wanna listen to music, so here’s the top 5 songs to listen to high.

5. Wiz Khalifa – No Sleep

 

4. Asher Roth – I Love College

3. Kid Kudi – Day N’ Night

2. Wiz Khalifa ft Snoop Dogg – Young, Wild, Free

1. Kid Kudi – Pursuit of Happiness

-Jay c:

P.S. Whats your high playlist?

The Facts About Cannabis

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So currently I decided to sit and watch a documentary about the facts of marijuana, so I decided to share those with you. 

1. Marijuana has absolutely no known cases of death from just marijuana on its own.

2. In order to die from cannabis, you have to smoke 20,000 joints in 20 minutes, that’s 1,000 joints a minute, and 1 joint a second, which is physically impossible. You wouldn’t even technically die rom the marijuana, but you would suffocate and develop carbon monoxide poisoning.

3. Marijuana does NOT kill your brain cells, it actually stimulates brain cells enabling you to become smarter rather than dumber contrary to popular belief. This belief was established when researchers tested the effects of marijuana on monkeys. After a span of 3 months, researchers concluded that marijuana lead to death by killing your brain cells and causing your brain to shut down. Well since then, we have concluded that the research was unsustainable because the monkeys were not inhaling the marijuana like we do, like say with a joint, over a span of a year, but through gas masks for 5 minutes everyday for a span of 3 months causing the monkeys to slowly suffocate which caused the loss of brain cells.

4. Marijuana was farmed back in the 19th and early 20th century for textiles, medications, and 250,000 other products round the country under the name hemp. 

5. Marijuana was made illegal because of the stereotype that African-Americans smoked cannabis and listened to “devil” music. It was deemed bad and made illegal in 1937 under the Marijuana Tax Act.

6. The estimated amount of people who smoked marijuana in the united states in the early 20th century was 60,000 people. Today, that number jumped to 38 million users nation wide admitting to marijuana usage.

7. Legalizing marijuana would generate tons of profit nation wide, but government would lose revenue in the pharmaceutical companies.

8. Marijuana has less death rates than Tobacco, which is the number one killer in the country, and alcohol, which follows close behind.  

9. Marijuana is the most useful plant in the world.

10. Marijuana has no physically addctive chemicals, but it can have mental addictions.

-Jay c:

P.S. I hope this helped you with all your questions! The documentary I watched was inspiring and full of knowledge. Its found on Netflix and is called: The Union: Business Behind Getting High.