Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!
Slim Jim Madness
I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!
Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.
I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times 🙂
P.S got any strange stoner moments? Share them in the comments!
What if you were told, you only have 1 hour left to live? Not a day. Not a week. Not a year. An hour. Here’s the catch, you can’t tell anyone you only have an hour left to live, you just have to keep going, and pretend you’re not going to die. I bet most of you would say spend it with your loved ones, or do something you enjoy. Wanna know what I would do? Watch as much Friends on Netflix as I could before I died. Why you may ask? Ask yourself this…why not? What in the world could you possibly accomplish in an hour? I guess 3 episodes of Friends, and all the junk food I could eat is my answer :p
Haha. Bet you guys thought I was serious! I was joking! If I really only had an hour, I’d spend it enjoying the little things, like the warmth of the sun on my cheeks, or the way my hair sticks to my forehead in the rain, or maybe the way the people I love laughed, or the sound of his voice. I would spend every 60 minutes enjoying the way the world turns on its axis, the way the wind blows the tall grass, making it dance. The way the trees smell. The enjoyment of watching the fluffy clouds roll across the skies. If I could do all of that in an hour, I would die happy 🙂
P.S. Guys! Spam the hell out of this and get Glittr to get her lazy ass to write some blogs! I can’t maintain this myself! Sorry I don’t post as much as I want to, I try to do what I can! I’m thinking of maybe starting up a solo blog! Guys let me know if you’d be interested in “The Misadventures of Jay” or something cute like that. Now that won’t stop me from writing on here! I’ll still post on this blog maybe twice a month like I do now, but I wanna like, try something new 🙂 let me know what you guys think. I’m interested!
So to make this interesting, I’m using the same girls as Glittr.
Jesus this was hard but here goes nothing.
Fuck: Megan Fox
Marry: Nina Dobrev
Kill: Mila Kunis (sorry not sorry)
Wtf Glittr? Okay okay…
Fuck: Blake Lively
Marry: Scarlet Johansson
Kill: Jessica Alba
Lastly Red Heads (even though only one of these girls are a true red head)
This one was easy
Fuck: Karen Gillian
Marry: Emma Stone
Kill: Rihanna (Def not sorry about this one)
Yeah, that was pretty damn hard. All pretty sexy ladies, but different taste then Glittr I suppose, but let’s admit it, Jennifer Lawrence tops them all. XD
P.S. Who would you Fuck, Marry, Kill out of these sexy ladies?
So I lined up some Celebs for a game of fuck marry kill.
Round 1: Dark haired Divas
Fuck: Megan Fox
Marry: Mila Kunis
Kill: Nina Dobrev
I think all these bitches are cute as fuck but I had to kill someone. You should already know my main bitch Mila would be wifey status. Megan Fox looks like a good fuck but nothing much deeper than that.
Round 2: Blonde Bombshells
Fuck: Blake Lively
Marry: Jessica Alba
Kill: Scarlett Johansson
Sorry Scar but you’ve been out bad bitched (in my opinion). Blake seems like the perfect girl to fuck and Jessica Alba…who in their right mind wouldn’t wanna marry/fuck/do nasty things to her???
Round 3: Radiant Red Heads!
Marry: Emma Stone
Kill: Karen Gillian
All very sexy girls, but Emma has a personality that automatically makes me like her. Emmas one of my main bitches so u already know Ri-ri looks sexy and fuckable as always and Karen while cute and an amazing actress is not on my fuck or marry list.
Thats all! Feel free to ask me matchups or put ur answers in the comments below.
So I found some clean ass bedrooms for you to fantisize about! Give it a look if you don’t mind being a little envious of not having a room like these.
It’s just like you’re under water! Fuck the aquarium lets just go to my bedroom!
I would love ish like this in my bedroom.
This bedroom is devenatly cool for fans of a more modern tech savy look…
Im in love with this bed and the style
Its trippy AF! I would love to smoke a blunt and look up to this!
It has a effing hot tub!
As a Batman geek I gotta say this is pretty badass
This one has an amazing view…
Hope you guys enjoyed! Let me know which one is your favorite!
Hey guys! It’s been a little while since I revealed I was coming back! I decided to do something a little different and post a beauty blog about my favorite beauty products! So let’s get started!
Now personally, I’ve never been much of a make-up guru so I only use 3 simple products!
Now I love long thick eyelashes! I use some really expensive Smashbox full exposure mascara. I get the mini bottle because that craps like 30 bucks for a regular size bottle!
2. Lip stain
Omg this was the best invention since the lightbulb (just kidding!), but lip stain is a long wear lip color that lasts forever! You don’t find yourself re-applying your lip stick or lip gloss every 30 minutes!
This saves my life on those ridiculous pimpletastic days! I use Fit Me by Mayballene NY. I don’t think I could ever live without it!
Now for skin I only use one product. It’s called Purity. You can find it at Ulta! It’s this amazing cleaner for oily skin that does the job fantastically! I found my skin to be so soft after I use it!!
Okay, I have a really easy hair routine that keeps my hair shinny and frizz free!
1. Loreal smooth intense shampoo/Conditioner
This stuff helps to control my overly frizzy hair, while keeping it smooth and shiny! It’s a must have for all frizz heads!
2. Loreal power moister hair mask
I use this product as a deep conditioner twice a week! It keeps my hair hydrated and actual helps my hair grow!!
Okay guys! Those are the beauty products I use! Got any you think I should try? Let me know!
P.S I had no endorsement!
This is basically all the shit I want to do in my relationship with my man that i can think of. Not putting shit on there i’ve already done.
1.Mile High Club
3. Sex tape
4. Sex in a hot tub or pool
5. Sex on the beach
6. Play strip poker or something similar
7. Naked twister
8. tie him up
9. Have sex in every room in the house
10, Sex in a car (sounds terrible, but still wana try it)
11. Be tied up
12. Tantric sex
13. Sex on a washing machine
14. sex on a building
15. Sex in elevator
16. Sex on a balcony
17. Have sex on a roof
18. Try a cock ring
19. Try a sex toy
20. Try anal beads
21. Have a sx room
22. Attend sex related conference
23. Go to a porn convention
24.Get a sex book
25. Get a brazilian wax
26. Use a cage
27. Sensory deprivation
28. Flavored condoms
29. Edible underwear
30. Consensual nonconsensual sex
31. Wear a gag
32. Leave partner tied up all day
33. Sex on a boat
34. use ice sexually
35. Nipples pierced
36. Sex while camping.
38. Give a blowjob to my man at work
39.Pull my hair hard while dogie style
40. Buy a stripper pole
41. Use a sex swing
42. Happy ending massage
43. Sit on his face
44. Fuck in front of a fire on a rug
45. Have sex all night without sleeping
46. Oral sex with mints
47. Forbidden penetration sex
48. Sex at a national landmark
49. Something i didnt think i would do
50. Sex in a tree