My High Diaries

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Hey guys! So I was going through an old journal, and found the most interesting addition to it. I decided to share this with you word for glorious word!

Slim Jim Madness

I’m sitting on my bed high out of my fucking mind leme tell you. Laying In front of me I had a sprite, king size kit kat, a bag of ranch doritos, and a monster size original slim Jim. As I was deciding on what to eat first, I instinctively went to the slim Jim. Do not ask me “why not the chocolate?!” I don’t fucking know bitch! I was feeling the slim Jim! Anyways, off topic! So yeah, I slowly unwrapped the slim Jim, sort of like a movie scene started in my head. The slim Jim’s were ALIVE! Yeas ALIVE! But they weren’t Sold anywhere but the U.S. Everyone said they should sell in other countries, but the slim jims said “NO! FUCK YOU! USA! USA!” Then everyone got angrier (including Americans) then all out civil war irrupted! Thousands of humans and slim jims alike DEAD! Then one day, the great-great-great-great-great grandfathers grandson was king of the slim jims and said “WE WILL GO INTERNATIONAL!” And the world then ended all wars, and they all held hands by the fire singing Kumbya! Boom! World peace!

Alright guys! My solution to world peace…slim Jim civil war.

I haven’t written a weed related post In a while…it’s like amazing reminiscing on old times 🙂

-Jay c:

P.S got any strange stoner moments? Share them in the comments!


What if?

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What if you were told, you only have 1 hour left to live? Not a day. Not a week. Not a year. An hour. Here’s the catch, you can’t tell anyone you only have an hour left to live, you just have to keep going, and pretend you’re not going to die. I bet most of you would say spend it with your loved ones, or do something you enjoy. Wanna know what I would do? Watch as much Friends on Netflix as I could before I died. Why you may ask? Ask yourself this…why not? What in the world could you possibly accomplish in an hour? I guess 3 episodes of Friends, and all the junk food I could eat is my answer :p

Haha. Bet you guys thought I was serious! I was joking! If I really only had an hour, I’d spend it enjoying the little things, like the warmth of the sun on my cheeks, or the way my hair sticks to my forehead in the rain, or maybe the way the people I love laughed, or the sound of his voice. I would spend every 60 minutes enjoying the way the world turns on its axis, the way the wind blows the tall grass, making it dance. The way the trees smell. The enjoyment of watching the fluffy clouds roll across the skies. If I could do all of that in an hour, I would die happy 🙂

-Jay c:

P.S. Guys! Spam the hell out of this and get Glittr to get her lazy ass to write some blogs! I can’t maintain this myself! Sorry I don’t post as much as I want to, I try to do what I can! I’m thinking of maybe starting up a solo blog! Guys let me know if you’d be interested in “The Misadventures of Jay” or something cute like that. Now that won’t stop me from writing on here! I’ll still post on this blog maybe twice a month like I do now, but I wanna like, try something new 🙂 let me know what you guys think. I’m interested!


My Fuck, Marry, Kill

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So to make this interesting, I’m using the same girls as Glittr.

So brunettes…

Mila Kunis


Megan Fox


Nina Dobrev


Jesus this was hard but here goes nothing.

Fuck: Megan Fox

Marry: Nina Dobrev

Kill: Mila Kunis (sorry not sorry)

Now Blondes?

Scarlet Johansson


Jessica Alba


Blake Lively


Wtf Glittr? Okay okay…

Fuck: Blake Lively

Marry: Scarlet Johansson

Kill: Jessica Alba


Lastly Red Heads (even though only one of these girls are a true red head)

Emma Stone




Karen Gillian


This one was easy

Fuck: Karen Gillian

Marry: Emma Stone

Kill: Rihanna (Def not sorry about this one)

Yeah, that was pretty damn hard. All pretty sexy ladies, but different taste then Glittr I suppose, but let’s admit it, Jennifer Lawrence tops them all. XD

-Jay c:

P.S. Who would you Fuck, Marry, Kill out of these sexy ladies?

Lets Play a very challenging game of…Fuck, Marry, Kill! -Glittr

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So I lined up some Celebs for a game of fuck marry kill.

Round 1: Dark haired Divas

Mila Kunis

Megan Fox

Nina Dobrev

My Picks:

Fuck: Megan Fox

Marry: Mila Kunis

Kill: Nina Dobrev

I think all these bitches are cute as fuck but I had to kill someone. You should already know my main bitch Mila would be wifey status. Megan Fox looks like a good fuck but nothing much deeper than that.

Round 2: Blonde Bombshells

Scarlett Johansson

Jessica Alba

Blake Lively

My Picks:

Fuck: Blake Lively

Marry: Jessica Alba

Kill: Scarlett Johansson

Sorry Scar but you’ve been out bad bitched (in my opinion). Blake seems like the perfect girl to fuck and Jessica Alba…who in their right mind wouldn’t wanna marry/fuck/do nasty things to her???

Round 3: Radiant Red Heads!

Emma Stone


Karen Gillian

My Picks:

Fuck: Rihanna

Marry: Emma Stone

Kill: Karen Gillian

All very sexy girls, but Emma has a personality that automatically makes me like her. Emmas one of my main bitches so u already know Ri-ri looks sexy and fuckable as always and Karen while cute and an amazing actress is not on my fuck or marry list.

Thats all! Feel free to ask me matchups or put ur answers in the comments below.



Bad Ass Bedrooms -Glittr

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So I found some clean ass bedrooms for you to fantisize about! Give it a look if you don’t mind being a little envious of not having a room like these.

It’s just like you’re under water! Fuck the aquarium lets just go to my bedroom!

I would love ish like this in my bedroom.

This bedroom is devenatly cool for fans of a more modern tech savy look…

Im in love with this bed and the style

Its trippy AF! I would love to smoke a blunt and look up to this!

It has a effing hot tub!

Pretty Bedroom Designs: 10 Inspiring Pictures: Amazing Concept Combine Jacuzzi With Bedroom With Pendant Lamp And Black Leather Chairs And Chest Of Drawer And Bed With Pillows

As a Batman geek I gotta say this is pretty badass

This one has an amazing view…

Hope you guys enjoyed! Let me know which one is your favorite!



My Beauty Products!

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Hey guys! It’s been a little while since I revealed I was coming back! I decided to do something a little different and post a beauty blog about my favorite beauty products! So let’s get started!

Now personally, I’ve never been much of a make-up guru so I only use 3 simple products!

1. Mascara
Now I love long thick eyelashes! I use some really expensive Smashbox full exposure mascara. I get the mini bottle because that craps like 30 bucks for a regular size bottle!


2. Lip stain
Omg this was the best invention since the lightbulb (just kidding!), but lip stain is a long wear lip color that lasts forever! You don’t find yourself re-applying your lip stick or lip gloss every 30 minutes!


3. Concealer
This saves my life on those ridiculous pimpletastic days! I use Fit Me by Mayballene NY. I don’t think I could ever live without it!


Now for skin I only use one product. It’s called Purity. You can find it at Ulta! It’s this amazing cleaner for oily skin that does the job fantastically! I found my skin to be so soft after I use it!!


Okay, I have a really easy hair routine that keeps my hair shinny and frizz free!

1. Loreal smooth intense shampoo/Conditioner
This stuff helps to control my overly frizzy hair, while keeping it smooth and shiny! It’s a must have for all frizz heads!


2. Loreal power moister hair mask
I use this product as a deep conditioner twice a week! It keeps my hair hydrated and actual helps my hair grow!!


Okay guys! Those are the beauty products I use! Got any you think I should try? Let me know!

-Jay c:

P.S I had no endorsement!

Sexual Bucketlist.. -Glittr

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This is basically all the shit I want to do in my relationship with my man that i can think of. Not putting shit on there i’ve already done.

1.Mile High Club

2. Roleplay

3. Sex tape

4. Sex in a hot tub or pool

5. Sex on the beach

6. Play strip poker or something similar

7. Naked twister

8. tie him up

9. Have sex in every room in the house

10, Sex in a car (sounds terrible, but still wana try it)

11. Be tied up

12. Tantric sex

13. Sex on a washing machine

14. sex on a building

15. Sex in elevator

16. Sex on a balcony

17.  Have sex on a roof

18. Try a cock ring

19. Try a sex toy

20. Try anal beads

21. Have a sx room

22. Attend sex related conference

23. Go to a porn convention

24.Get a sex book

25. Get a brazilian wax

26. Use a cage

27. Sensory deprivation

28. Flavored condoms

29. Edible underwear

30. Consensual nonconsensual sex

31. Wear a gag

32. Leave partner tied up all day

33. Sex on a boat

34. use ice sexually

35. Nipples pierced

36. Sex while camping.

38. Give a blowjob to my man at work

39.Pull my hair hard while dogie style

40. Buy a stripper pole

41. Use a sex swing

42. Happy ending massage

43. Sit on his face

44. Fuck in front of a fire on a rug

45. Have sex all night without sleeping

46. Oral sex with mints

47. Forbidden penetration sex

48. Sex at a national landmark

49. Something i didnt think i would do

50.  Sex in a tree