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Dab Game :)

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Okay guys, so I’ve never had a Dab, and i was hanging with a few of my Cali friends (that’s what I’m calling them, Cali friends, and Texas Friends so you’re not confused) and we decided to go over to another’s friends house to smoke and drink. Well I thought we were smoking green, turns out they were smoking wax……I said “Hell yeah!” Now I’ve never done it before so they helped me out. It came time for me to finally take the hit annnnd! It was so easy. I was expecting some major coughing action or something I mean it was bullshit. I will say, 2 seconds later…literally, 2 seconds, I was on cloud 9. So I decided let’s take another one. That’s where I made the mistake. Guys…please if you’re dabbing for the first time…let the first hit sink in. They thought they gave me a pussy hit the first time, so they just about tripled the amount on the pin. I said “I’m not smoking all of that” cause that was a big ass dab. He said “I won’t put it all in there.” Okay. I go to hit it, he puts the wax on the hot part of the bowl (don’t know what their called on a wax piece) and when he went to remove it, a huge piece of wax fell into the bowl. Never have my lungs burned so bad. I didn’t cough though. I’ll say that much, but when I released that smoke. It looked like it could be a rain cloud. Now I barely remember the whole night….I was that high.

-Jay c:

P.S Got any wax stories?


Too Turnt Up Last Night -Glittr

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Soooo last night is you didn’t know was helloA’s birthday. Well of course we did the damn thing and had a pretty epic night. About 5 minutes into their apartment we already broke into the alcohol, which included Pornstar shots, Haymaker, Hypnotic, smirnoff pineapple, wine, chocolate shots and some frozen stuff that tasted like a snowcone.

After a little alcohol in our system, we went to the smokeshop and stocked up on nicotine and gars. At that point we were pretty damn hungry so we went to a pizza place and got pizza as well as beer cuz we think we grown :). With our stomachs fully satisfied we went back to the apartment to  get swagged up. Then more alcohol. We each gave a toast speech to the birthday bitch. Her boyfriend concluded his toast by getting on one knee and PROPOSING(!!) Of course she said yes and they are now officially engaged. Which I am so happy for them.

We then took a detour to her aunt’s then went to a hookah bar. On our way we actually got pulled over and came out of it with three tickets. The hookah bar was a fun experience, but most likely not doing it again in the foreseeable future. The wait was really long kinda expensive and that is alotta smoke for 1 hour session. Post hookah we went to get some weed and had a long car ride back to the apt. As we got to the apt we broke down and rolled up the weed and made a badass water bong.

When I say we was high as fuck i mean WE WAS HIGH AS FUCK! That just might have been the highest I have ever been in my life. helloA thought we were no longer in reality, we had our own the Weeknd concert and I’m not entirely confident on our walking skill, or even standing up skills.And of corse we kept getting all these ideas i.e. new types of charges, and games n shit. And of course we were drinkin on haymaker and Hypnotic all the while. The water bong was hitting hella hard. We were pretty blazed.

Needless to say we slept good as fuck. The next day we had breakfast, some more alcohol, and smoked another blunt and the extendo. And we were pretty fuckin high, or at least I know I was.

Well hope you enjoyed sorry this so long but I wanted to get everything in.




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Damn this blog is turning into a regular smokers anonymous. Anyways on another note shoutout to my best friend and bad bitch helloA, it’s her birthday!! You know we bout ta act a damn fool tonite, were goin out to eat, tattoo shack, hookah bar and party! Obviously some illegal activities will be in attendence :). Anyways wish that bitch happy birthday via comment or our twitter please she’s officially 20!




Jay’s Favs: Food to Have Around When You’re High

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Alright pot heads, there are certain foods that I like to have around when I’m baked. Here’s my top 5:

5. Jack-In-The-Box Tacos
-These little bastards are like heaven when trying to satisfy that craving hunger in your stomach. Their cheap too.

4. Cookies
– Funny story behind this. Party, first time being high….yeahhh…..

3. Burgers
– I find them very satisfying. If you can hit up some White Castle….do it bitches. Sadly there isn’t one where I live so I have to deal with the little frozen ones. (Harold and Kumar pun intended)

2. French Fries
– Nothing says “I’m high and I gots the munchies” like hitting up your favorite fast food restaurant at 2:00 A.M. for 4 large fries.

1. Pringles
– My ultimate baked food. I love this shit. Any flavor (Preferably BBQ/Dill Pickle) and I’m munching for hours.

-Jay c:

P.S. What’s your favorite snacks when you’re high? Check out Glittrs list as well C;