cannabis

Dab Game :)

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Okay guys, so I’ve never had a Dab, and i was hanging with a few of my Cali friends (that’s what I’m calling them, Cali friends, and Texas Friends so you’re not confused) and we decided to go over to another’s friends house to smoke and drink. Well I thought we were smoking green, turns out they were smoking wax……I said “Hell yeah!” Now I’ve never done it before so they helped me out. It came time for me to finally take the hit annnnd! It was so easy. I was expecting some major coughing action or something I mean it was bullshit. I will say, 2 seconds later…literally, 2 seconds, I was on cloud 9. So I decided let’s take another one. That’s where I made the mistake. Guys…please if you’re dabbing for the first time…let the first hit sink in. They thought they gave me a pussy hit the first time, so they just about tripled the amount on the pin. I said “I’m not smoking all of that” cause that was a big ass dab. He said “I won’t put it all in there.” Okay. I go to hit it, he puts the wax on the hot part of the bowl (don’t know what their called on a wax piece) and when he went to remove it, a huge piece of wax fell into the bowl. Never have my lungs burned so bad. I didn’t cough though. I’ll say that much, but when I released that smoke. It looked like it could be a rain cloud. Now I barely remember the whole night….I was that high.

-Jay c:

P.S Got any wax stories?

What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

The Facts About Cannabis

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So currently I decided to sit and watch a documentary about the facts of marijuana, so I decided to share those with you. 

1. Marijuana has absolutely no known cases of death from just marijuana on its own.

2. In order to die from cannabis, you have to smoke 20,000 joints in 20 minutes, that’s 1,000 joints a minute, and 1 joint a second, which is physically impossible. You wouldn’t even technically die rom the marijuana, but you would suffocate and develop carbon monoxide poisoning.

3. Marijuana does NOT kill your brain cells, it actually stimulates brain cells enabling you to become smarter rather than dumber contrary to popular belief. This belief was established when researchers tested the effects of marijuana on monkeys. After a span of 3 months, researchers concluded that marijuana lead to death by killing your brain cells and causing your brain to shut down. Well since then, we have concluded that the research was unsustainable because the monkeys were not inhaling the marijuana like we do, like say with a joint, over a span of a year, but through gas masks for 5 minutes everyday for a span of 3 months causing the monkeys to slowly suffocate which caused the loss of brain cells.

4. Marijuana was farmed back in the 19th and early 20th century for textiles, medications, and 250,000 other products round the country under the name hemp. 

5. Marijuana was made illegal because of the stereotype that African-Americans smoked cannabis and listened to “devil” music. It was deemed bad and made illegal in 1937 under the Marijuana Tax Act.

6. The estimated amount of people who smoked marijuana in the united states in the early 20th century was 60,000 people. Today, that number jumped to 38 million users nation wide admitting to marijuana usage.

7. Legalizing marijuana would generate tons of profit nation wide, but government would lose revenue in the pharmaceutical companies.

8. Marijuana has less death rates than Tobacco, which is the number one killer in the country, and alcohol, which follows close behind.  

9. Marijuana is the most useful plant in the world.

10. Marijuana has no physically addctive chemicals, but it can have mental addictions.

-Jay c:

P.S. I hope this helped you with all your questions! The documentary I watched was inspiring and full of knowledge. Its found on Netflix and is called: The Union: Business Behind Getting High.

OMG! SO MUCH SEXY!! I JUST CAN’T!!

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So, its only fucking Tuesday, therefore, it is exactly 3 days away from the weekend. I decided to calm your nerves a bit with some beautiful Bud Porn c: I even threw in some sexy lady’s c;   -Jay c:

 

P.S. Send me pictures of your sexy buds c: Maybe I’ll include it in my next gallery! I got these lovely pictures from a facebook page called Smoke Weed, Marijuana is Safer Than Alcohol. Feel free to like their sexy Nub loving page here: https://www.facebook.com/WeedJustSaferMan?hc_location=stream

 

 

 

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*Update*

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Okay, I just wanted to share with you, the name of my bong. A and I decided to pick a random word……her word was Random…..mine…………..Penis. So our bongs name…is Random Penis. Yeahh. We were high. And for all of the Whovians, I named my box of weed supplies, The Pandorica c:

-Jay c:

P.S. Hopefully we come up with a better name for the pipe we get lol.

A: hey, I like Random Penis.
Me: I bet you do…

A Stoner How To

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So I’m gonna teach you a very interesting, very easy thing to make that I believe all stoners should make in their lifetime…a mason jar bong.

1. You need a mason jar. I used a mini one, but you can use whatever jar you have layin around.
2. You need some kind of plastic or rubber tubing, like I use this medical grade plastic tubing I found on a mask that goes to my asthma nebulizer.
3. Something to use as a stem (that can sit entirely in the water.) and a bowl. I’ve heard people use the metal part at the tip of a led pencil as a bowl, and a metal body of a pen as the stem. I went to the hardware section of WalMart and bought this pack of metal things for 8 bucks that had a metal rod, and something I could use for a bowl.
4. Super glue
5. Screwdriver and hammer.

Instructions:
Remove the lid of the mason jar and drill 2 holes, or poke 2 holes in the flat part of the lid. Make sure your tubing and your stem can fit into the two holes. Once you have both tubes inserted, add your water and place lid back on top of the mason jar. Make sure you have a screen if your bowl is fairly large and your weed can fall through. I find old iPod or iPhone headphone screens work fairly well.

-Jay c:

P.S. Make sure your mouthpiece is above the water and not submerged.the only thing that should be submerged is your stem about 2 inches under water. Make sure you seal any spaces that could mess with the pressure of your bong. The supplies should only cost like 10 bucks. Here’s the bong I made:

420 Poem -Glittr

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Mary Jane,

Its on my brain.

Look at that grass,

Puff puff pass.

load a bowl,

starting to roll.

Music and weed,

That’s all you need.

Take a toke,

Look at all that smoke.

Blunt or bong,

why’s it so wrong?

That shit is dank,

my mind is blank.

Hot-boxing the car,

Don’t wanna walk too far.

Ready to blaze,

This day is all a haze

Eyes are red, mouth is dry,

All i want is to get high.

XOXO

Glittr