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What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

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Selling Girl Scout Cookies Outside a Dispensary -Glittr

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Just wanted to give a kudos to the girl who sold Girl Scout Cookies at a medical marijuana dispensary in Colorado. I was a girl scout back in  my time and i think this is ingenious. The girl sold 117 boxesin 2 hours by The Green Cross Pharmacy. She only sold 37 boxes in the same 2 hour time accross the street in front of a Safeway store prior. 

What do you think about this? Comment!

XOXO

Glittr

Weed Survey (Stolen)

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I stole this from My fellow bloggers c: Thought it would be fun!

1. What was the first piece you ever smoked?

Ummm…..I smoked from a bong I made which I actually posted on the blog on how to make it.

2. Did you get high the first time you smoked?

A little too high. I was seeing shit.

3. Top five reasons you love weed?

Well I mainly smoke because my life fucking sucks sometimes, but I like how I can just forget about all that for a few hours and just enjoy life, no exact reasons. (Hippy answer I know)

4. Top 3 fav strains

Well, I like me some Sour Diesal, Blueberry Kush, and I would like to say Pineapple Express, but everytime I try to get some, I can NEVER FIND IT!!

5. Ever made something to smoke out of?

I built a bong, a few one hitters, and a water bottle bong.

6. bong or blunt?

I’m a bong kinda person. Saves me weed, gets me higher faster, and is just sooo much easier!! Don’t get me wrong, I do like my blunts c:

7. What are your pieces and names?

I have 2 pieces, a mason jar bong named Mason (or Random Penis), and a Pipe named Peter Piper.

8. What gets you most stoned?

Just depends, usually a bong gets me the highest, but sometimes blunts do the job perfectly.

9. Where do you get your bud from?

That my friend, is a question only I know the answer to…(and 7 other people)

10. Indica or sativa?

Well, just depends. I like both strands, Indica when Im just trying to chill, and Sativa for when I want more of an energetic, lets fuck shit up high.

11. Describe your fav high.

-Personally, I just like being high. So all are my favorites.

12. Fav stoner accesory?

A grinders really useful.

13. Can you roll?

Pretty good at Blunts, don’t ask me to roll a joint.

14. Fav movie to watch stoned?

I enjoy watching like straight up stoner movies. The T.V show New Girl is soooo hilarious high.

15. Fav munchies?

-Jack in the box………anything from there…..expecially their mini churros…..fucking orgasm in my mouth.

16. Smoke with a group or alone?

Group I usually smoke with. Not a big fan of smoking alone.

17. Ever shotgunned neone?

Yes sirrrr.

18. Ever been caught smoking by someone who cared?

Nope..

19. Most beautiful place smoked?

I guess the country side maybe?

20. Most unusual thing ever smoked out of?

-Ummm……I smoked from a one hitter I made that was a pen body and a metal triangle thinggy I found because i was too lazy to roll anything…..that was kinda odd.

-Jay c:

P.S. Make sure you check out Glittrs answers to this survey and also a fellow blogger Not So Typical House Wife! So make sure you check those both out, and follow her c:

Glittr: https://theanonyus.wordpress.com/2013/10/15/stoner-survey-glittr/

Not So Typical House Wife: http://notsotypicalhousewife.wordpress.com/2013/10/15/stoner-survey-p/

Smoke Tricks -Glittr

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Whether you’re using weed or the legal alternative, smoke tricks are really cool, so here all some bad ass tricks.

Tornado:

Smoke Rings:

Speaker:

French inhale:

Collection:

Share your favs! 

XOXO

Glittr

A Stoner How To

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So I’m gonna teach you a very interesting, very easy thing to make that I believe all stoners should make in their lifetime…a mason jar bong.

1. You need a mason jar. I used a mini one, but you can use whatever jar you have layin around.
2. You need some kind of plastic or rubber tubing, like I use this medical grade plastic tubing I found on a mask that goes to my asthma nebulizer.
3. Something to use as a stem (that can sit entirely in the water.) and a bowl. I’ve heard people use the metal part at the tip of a led pencil as a bowl, and a metal body of a pen as the stem. I went to the hardware section of WalMart and bought this pack of metal things for 8 bucks that had a metal rod, and something I could use for a bowl.
4. Super glue
5. Screwdriver and hammer.

Instructions:
Remove the lid of the mason jar and drill 2 holes, or poke 2 holes in the flat part of the lid. Make sure your tubing and your stem can fit into the two holes. Once you have both tubes inserted, add your water and place lid back on top of the mason jar. Make sure you have a screen if your bowl is fairly large and your weed can fall through. I find old iPod or iPhone headphone screens work fairly well.

-Jay c:

P.S. Make sure your mouthpiece is above the water and not submerged.the only thing that should be submerged is your stem about 2 inches under water. Make sure you seal any spaces that could mess with the pressure of your bong. The supplies should only cost like 10 bucks. Here’s the bong I made:

I Got a Bong!!! -Glittr

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Now you know I love my blunts, but a bitch gotta mix it up a little so I went to a head shop today looking for a new pipe (RIP Bo-Bo) and I saw the bongs. This is my first bong ever!! Now I know I’m broke as fuck, but they had some small bongs for pretty cheap. The place I went has some pretty legit prices so it wasn’t even $30! Any who, I gotta name it him/her? so post comments of name ideas!

PS: On a different note, I found a idea where i name her the first time i smoke from her, so I’ll post her name in the near future.

XOXO

Glittr