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What if Green Eggs and Ham Was About Weed? -Glittr

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So I go to thinking in my head, what if you replaced all of the words green eggs and ham with just the word weed? It would be about teen struggles of peer pressure and being pressured into smoking. Here’s how this story could have turned out…

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
marijuana?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
marijuana.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
marijuana.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat it
in a box?
Would you eat it
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
I would not eat it anywhere.
I would not eat marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat it! Eat it!
Here it is.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like marijuana.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not smoke it with a mouse
I will not smoke it in a house.
I will not smoke it here or there.
I will not smoke it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ot here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like
marijuana?

I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not smoke it in the rain.
I will not smoke it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not smoke it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like
marijuana!

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I like marijuana!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would smoke it in a boat!
And I would smoke with a goat…
And I will smoke it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will smoke it in a box.
And I will smoke it with a fox.
And I will smoke it in a house.
And I will smoke it with a mouse.
And I will smoke it here and there.
Say! I will smoke it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
marijuana!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

Hope you liked it!

XOXO

Glittr

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Selling Girl Scout Cookies Outside a Dispensary -Glittr

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Just wanted to give a kudos to the girl who sold Girl Scout Cookies at a medical marijuana dispensary in Colorado. I was a girl scout back in  my time and i think this is ingenious. The girl sold 117 boxesin 2 hours by The Green Cross Pharmacy. She only sold 37 boxes in the same 2 hour time accross the street in front of a Safeway store prior. 

What do you think about this? Comment!

XOXO

Glittr

Stoner Problems -Glittr

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So initially I was gonna do stoner girl probs, but figured id make it more broad since a lot of these issues are gender neutral. So without further ado…

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O jesus the struggle, me and one of my best friends smoke a lot by the lake, one time we were trying a good 10 mins to get the lighter going without it going out.

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Generally speaking I have zero appetite unless ive been smoking.

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Or just generally having to remember to take off lipgloss when smoking can be a struggle.

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Everyone knows bong water reeks, it sucks when it gets on your clothes or spills.

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Lol we kinda give only a few fucks about hiding whay were doing, so long as no cops are in the vicinity.

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Im addicted to nicotine more than I care to admit. Weed makes cigarettes better though I dont really need them when im smoking

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This can suck a lot, I hate when people fuck up rotation, though ive messed it up a few times so I cant talk too much.

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One of the suckiest things is when you want to smoke but the dd doesnt pick up.

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Ew just ew hate the paranoia

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Super annoying if you think weed os bad you obviously haven’t done your research
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Or simply having no pockets, the struggle

I know there are plenty of other typical stoner problems so share yours with us!
Xoxo
Glittr

Bonus list
-Getting your lighter stolen!
-Forgetting what you were doing two seconds ago
-Being too high to be productive

Cross Joint Tutorial By Seth Rogan -Glittr

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This tutorial is from the bonus features on pineapple Express just fyi

XOXO

Glittr

I Got a Bong!!! -Glittr

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Now you know I love my blunts, but a bitch gotta mix it up a little so I went to a head shop today looking for a new pipe (RIP Bo-Bo) and I saw the bongs. This is my first bong ever!! Now I know I’m broke as fuck, but they had some small bongs for pretty cheap. The place I went has some pretty legit prices so it wasn’t even $30! Any who, I gotta name it him/her? so post comments of name ideas!

PS: On a different note, I found a idea where i name her the first time i smoke from her, so I’ll post her name in the near future.

XOXO

Glittr

Too Turnt Up Last Night -Glittr

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Soooo last night is you didn’t know was helloA’s birthday. Well of course we did the damn thing and had a pretty epic night. About 5 minutes into their apartment we already broke into the alcohol, which included Pornstar shots, Haymaker, Hypnotic, smirnoff pineapple, wine, chocolate shots and some frozen stuff that tasted like a snowcone.

After a little alcohol in our system, we went to the smokeshop and stocked up on nicotine and gars. At that point we were pretty damn hungry so we went to a pizza place and got pizza as well as beer cuz we think we grown :). With our stomachs fully satisfied we went back to the apartment to  get swagged up. Then more alcohol. We each gave a toast speech to the birthday bitch. Her boyfriend concluded his toast by getting on one knee and PROPOSING(!!) Of course she said yes and they are now officially engaged. Which I am so happy for them.

We then took a detour to her aunt’s then went to a hookah bar. On our way we actually got pulled over and came out of it with three tickets. The hookah bar was a fun experience, but most likely not doing it again in the foreseeable future. The wait was really long kinda expensive and that is alotta smoke for 1 hour session. Post hookah we went to get some weed and had a long car ride back to the apt. As we got to the apt we broke down and rolled up the weed and made a badass water bong.

When I say we was high as fuck i mean WE WAS HIGH AS FUCK! That just might have been the highest I have ever been in my life. helloA thought we were no longer in reality, we had our own the Weeknd concert and I’m not entirely confident on our walking skill, or even standing up skills.And of corse we kept getting all these ideas i.e. new types of charges, and games n shit. And of course we were drinkin on haymaker and Hypnotic all the while. The water bong was hitting hella hard. We were pretty blazed.

Needless to say we slept good as fuck. The next day we had breakfast, some more alcohol, and smoked another blunt and the extendo. And we were pretty fuckin high, or at least I know I was.

Well hope you enjoyed sorry this so long but I wanted to get everything in.

XOXO

Glittr

Weed yo

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Man
We got high yesterday
It wasn’t my plan
But what can I say
Life is a bitch sometimes
So hit up that nigga
get a couple dimes
make that blunt a little bigga
We got the time.
We’ll drive out far
And smoke out this car
Just havin some fun
Lets hit up jack in the box when we’re done.
That’s some good shit
Only takes one hit
To feel the stress
Fall off your chest.
Dont get us wrong
We take care of our shit
But college is long
So leme take another hit.

-A
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