Disney’s 5 Baddest Bitches -Glittr

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I thought it’d be fun to recognize some bad bitches from disney. They’re in no particular order.

Princess Jasmine -Alladin

Princess Jasmine is a badass. Her dad tells her she has to marry this bloke because its the way things are. Well, she says “No fuck that shit. Ima marry whoever the fuck I wanna marry and whenever the the fuck I decide to!” (I may have paraphrased just a tad). Not only this, but she also has a tiger as a pet. An effin tiger!

Tinkerbell- Peter Pan

Now i’m not talking about her spin off prequel Tinkerbell, i’m referring to her grown up (or however the fuck old she is in Peter Pan).  I think there’s a reason Disney doesn’t let us hear what she’s saying, we’d prolly hear a lot of “Wendy stay the fuck away from my man, i’ll fuck you up!” She not only attempts to kill Wendy-twice-for no other reason than she was getting close to her boo, but she also conspires with the bad guy. I find that pretty bad ass myself.

Mulan- Mulan

Mulan goes off to war to protect her father. Fuck the consequences she’ll do whatever it takes to protect her family. She also trains with the guys proving she’s just as good as them. She then saves the emperors from the Han dynasty. Throughout this all she becomes the first  Disney Princess to have a body count.

Ariel-The Little Mermaid

Ariel was the first Disney Princess that did the saving instead of being saved. She stood up to an evil sea witch to save her princess. She also does whatever the fuck she wants, making deals with sea witch to get what she wants. I think that’s plenty badass to make my list of bad bitches.

Tiana- The Princess And the Frog

I choose to add Tiana to the list because she ‘s the realest of all the princesses. She doesn’t wait for a prince or fairy godmother to make her dreams come true, she works for what she wants.

Feel free to share some Disney characters you think are bad bitches and what makes them so badass.

XOXO

Glittr

 

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